Silly Poems and Rhymes #83 – When Santa Got Stuck
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shout,
You girls and boys,
Won’t get any toys,
If you don’t pull me out.
“My beard is black,
There’s soot in my sack,
My nose is tickling too!”
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Silly Poems and Rhymes #82 – A flea and a fly
!Note – Edited by Lynne Hand for a session (sorry Ogden)
A flea and a fly flew in a flue.
“We’re” imprisoned, they said, but what could they do?
And they thought that they might catch the flu.
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Silly Poems and Rhymes #81 – A Hole In My Bucket
There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, mend it.
Especially for National Hole in Bucket Day
Silly Poems and Rhymes #80 – Make-up
“Little pots of water,Little dabs of paint,Make a pretty ladyLook just what she ain’t.”
Silly Poems and Rhymes #78 – New Year
“Tonight’s December thirty-first,Something is about to burst.The clock is crouching, dark and small,Like a time bomb in the hall.Hark, it’s midnight, children dear.Duck! Here comes another year!”