The principle sin,Of Gin,Is, among others,Ruining mothers.

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.

I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon
Some call it pretty, others call it crazy
But they all sing this tune:

Spots of Greece

by

Edward Lear

Papa once went to Greece,
And there I understand
He saw no end of lovely spots
About that lovely land.

  The maple syrup's full of ants.A mouse is creeping on the shelf.Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash.I never lie----I--- APRIL FOOL! You can learn more about April […]

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee,What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?