Sports Diary
by Patrick O’Connor

THERE’S a new superhero in the sporting world – and he’s a horse!

The racing world is currently marvelling about the achievements of three year old colt Frankel who last week won the St James’s Palace Stakes at Ascot and has now finished first in all of his seven races.

YOU would have thought that with a Champions League final against Barcelona coming up that Wayne Rooney would have better things to do than get involved in a stupid Twitter row.

The Manchester United and England striker replied to an abusive tweet by saying: “I’ll put u asleep within 10 seconds...

A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.