News Round Up

by Patrick O'Connor

WHAT name do you give to a day-old baby girl found abandoned in a plastic bag in a park? Why Jade of course, after the nine year old German Shepherd dog which helped save her.

The Daily Star reports that dog owner Roger Wilday and Jade discovered the baby in Marlborough House Community Park in the Stetchford area of Birmingham.

The alternative Teletubbies song (as sung in school playgrounds) I hate Po, Po hates me. Tinky Winky shot Dipsy With a great big bang And a bullet in his head. Don't tell Laa-Laa Dipsy's dead. Laa-Laa cried Then she died, Po committed suicide, Tinky Winky did the same, Teletubbies are insane.