Morris, an 82 year-old man who was a bit hard of hearing, went to the doctor for a check up. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. The next time the doctor spoke to Morris he said, 'You're really doing great, aren't […]

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