According to Ofqual chief executive Isabel Nisbet, computerised exams should replace pen and paper tests for a generation used to digital learning. Writing in the Times Educational Supplement, she said the current reliance on handwritten papers "cannot go on". In the UK only a few sections of existing exams can be taken on computers.

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This is a real complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, Virgin Airlines, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world's funniest passenger complaint letter. You can see the offending item here:- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01246/virgin1_1246696c.jpg Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008 I love the Virgin brand, […]

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements:- religion- royalty- sex- mystery The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"