For all you lexophiles (lovers of words).

  1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
  2. A backward poet writes in verse.
  3. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  4. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
  5. Practise safe eating – always use condiments.
  6. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  7. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
  8. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  9. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
  10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?