Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the net, some more greedy buggers try to bombard you with their useless offers. Having set up filters, virus checkers and other sundry devices to get rid of spam, it now takes over half an hour to download my mail! Once it has trawled through over 500 mails I end up with about 50 that I am actually interested in reading!
Who are these people? They seem to think I will be interested in unfaithul wives in my area! They seem to think my sexual prowess needs to be improved! They seem to think I may be suffering from all sorts of medical ailments! Not only that but half of them can't even spell - imagine what that is like for an English teacher to see. Does anyone fall for this bull s*@t?
I have made a tough decision - no more emails direct from my web pages. Anyone who wants to contact me in the future will have to do it via my forums or by filling out a form. The annoying thing is this means I am going to have to revise hundreds of pages!
I hope their email boxes overflow with similar garbage and their fingers sieze up with painful cramps!