For Neen!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
The person who takes up golf to get their mind off work soon takes up work to get their mind off golf.
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
There are three ways to improve your golf; take lessons, practice constantly, or start cheating.
No matter how badly you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents luck.
Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
Golf: A good walk ruined.