A serious message...please act accordingly and swiftly
MONEY...
$ It can buy a House
$ But not a Home
$ It can buy a Bed
$ But not Sleep
$ It can buy a Clock
$ But not Time
$ It can buy a Book
$ But not Knowledge
$ It can buy a Position
$ But not Respect
$ It can buy Medicine
$ But not Health
$ It can buy Blood
$ But not Life
$ It can buy Sex
$ But not Love
Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!
I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS, PERSONAL CHEQUES, BAGS OF GOLD, ETC
NOTE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS. THEY WILL BE RETURNED.