If you are still alone this Valentine’s Day, it might be time to get desperate. Here are probably the worst chat up lines ever:-

Do you come here often?
Where have you been all my life?
You look a lot like my next girlfriend / boyfriend.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
What’s your star sign?
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
What’s a nice girl/boy like you doing in a place like this?
I may not be the best looking guy/girl here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

And here’s a real face slapper:-

It’s late…. you’ll do!