Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with an owl?
A: A bird that smells but doesn’t give a hoot.
Q. What do get if cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
Á. A woolly jumper!
Q. What do you get if you cross a toad with a galaxy?
A. Star warts!
Q. What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A, A long necked toothbrush.
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A. Lumpy milkshakes.
Q. What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A. I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it.
Q. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
A. Collie flowers