<-------- The information went data way -------- 2 + 2 = 5 for Extremely Large values of 2. A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord. Access denied – nah nah na nah nah! All computers wait at the same speed. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! Backups? We don’ NEED no Steenking backups. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay… Best file compression around: “DEL. = 100% COMPRESSION BREAKFAST.COM Halted… Cereal Port Not Responding BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd Down, 4th Quarter, 5 Yards to Go! Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster. C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand In The Corner.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?

Definition of an UPGRADE: Take old bugs out, Put New Ones In.

E Pluribus Modem

Error? Impossible! My Modem is Error Correcting.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to Continue.

File not found. Should I Fake It? (Y/N)

Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

Press any key… no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!

Press any key to continue or any OTHER key to quit…

RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…

Ultimate office automation: Networked Coffee.

Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”

Who’s General Failure & why is he reading My Disk?

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.