A new version of Humpty Dumpty (a famous chidren's nursery rhyme - click on Read More for the original)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He didn't get bruised,
He didn't get bumped,
Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped!
Humpty Dumpty is a character in a Mother Goose rhyme, portrayed as an egg. Most English-speaking children are familiar with the rhyme:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.