How do dead flies and bugs get into light fixtures?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How many peppers did Peter Piper pick?
How do "Keep Off The Grass" signs get there?
How do you know when you've finished, if you spend your day doing nothing?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
How cold is it going to be, if it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow?
How come we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
How do you let someone know you painted a wet paint sign?
How would you treat someone who is addicted to counseling?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
How would you throw away a rubbish bin?
How do you make seven even? = Take away the "s".
How many seconds are in a year? = 12 - January second, February second ...
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
Q. How do you freeze twice.
A. Remove the "tw".
hi,
We started a free site called teachade for teachers and I was wondering if you'd take a look to see what you think. Basically we're looking to build a community of teachers to support each other through professional development and resource exchange. We're looking for your input and suggestions on how to improve the site. Hope to see you join us and participate.
http://www.teachade.com
-Ben
bmcferren@teachade.com
It seems like a great idea, but I'm British and living in Germany.
It is so funny... maybe I just like that kind... 🙂 But - this piece about assesination was posted twice... (by the way - How you make twice to frozen? You just cut "tw", right? ;)))
He he - I must have liked it so much I doubled it.
Like the (n)ice joke so I've included it.