What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What do you call a male ladybird?

What happens if you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on?

What hair colour do you enter on your driver’s license if you’re bald?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

What is the speed of darkness?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

What happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

What’s the difference between a novel and a book?