Do witches use spell checkers?
Do penguins have knees?
Do older people read the Bible more as they get older because they’re cramming for their final exam?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Do Typhoo Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Do landowners own a piece of land all the way to the center of the earth?
Do libraries put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Do bald people who work in restaurants have to wear hairnets?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
Do French people say, “Pardon my English?” when they swear?