Anti-body — Against everyone
Artery — The study of fine paintings
Bacteria — The back door of a cafeteria
Barium — What you do after CPR fails
Benign — What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
Cardiac arrest — Taken into custody after stealing a coupe deville
Cardiology Advance — study of poker playing
CAT Scan — Searching for the kitty
Cauterize — To make eye contact with a woman
Cesaerean section — A district in Rome
Charlie Horse — A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
Colic — A sheep dog
Coma — A punctuation mark
Congenital — Friendly
D&C — Where Washington is
Dilate — To live long
Enema — Not a friend
Fester — Quicker

Fibula — A small white lie