G.I. Series — A baseball game between teams of soldiers
Genes — What you wear cutting grass
Hangnail — A coat hook
Impotent — Distinguished, well known
Labor pain — Getting hurt at work
Medical staff — A doctor’s cane
Morbid — A higher offer
Nitrates — Cheaper than the day rate
Node — Movement of head meaning yes
Organic — An organ work repairman
Outpatient — A person who has fainted
Pap Smear — A lie about someone’s father

Paralyze — Two far fetched stories
Pelvis — A cousin of Elvis
Pharmacist — A person who makes living in agriculture
Phobopohobla — Fear of phobias, or fear itself
Post-operative — A letter carrier
Protein — In favor of young people