“The secret of a happy marriage? It remains a secret.”
Henny Youngman

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
Billy Connelly

“Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!”

“A woman asked her husband to go to the video store and get Scent of a Woman. Her husband came back with A Fish Called Wanda.”