Be nice to your children, they will choose your retirement home.
Don’t take life so seriously … it’s not permanent.
Despite the cost of living, it’s still quite popular.
The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.
The aging process would be slowed if it had to work its way through the House of Lords.
You’ll always have what you had 20 years ago, only it will all be a little bit lower.