More one-liners

1. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
2. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
3. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
4. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
5. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
6. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
7. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
8. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
9. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
10. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.