1. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
2. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
3. I didn’t use to finish sentences, but now I
4. I’ve had amnesia as long as I can remember.
5. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
6. Vacation begins when Dad says, “I know a short cut.”
7. Evolution: True science fiction.
8. What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
9. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
10. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.