There are more one-liners in the world than you think

1. Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
2. If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
3. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
4. Tax – We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
5. I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
6. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
7. I can handle pain until it hurts.
8. No matter where you go, you’re there.
9. If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.
10. It’s been Monday all week.