More fun for lexophiles:-

  1. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
  2. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
  3. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
  4. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  5. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
  6. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but he broke it off.
  7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  8. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
  9. When she got married she got a new name and a dress.
  10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.