A news reporter (Stu Davis) is on a guided tour of a Pot Noodle factory.
Stu: So Gary. What's happening here? Gary: We've successfully removed about half of the salt from Pot Noodle. Stu: Wow. And er. How'd you do that? Gary: We put the noodle in its raw from into this machine and it separates the salt you see. It's very tasty. Only you've er got to be careful not to get anything "delicate" caught in the cogs. Isn't that right boy? Stu: This is Stu Davis at the Lower Salt Pot Noodle Plant.
