"Ah Ted. Perfect timing. You remember Annette?"
"Of course."
"And you must be Geoffrey."
"Uh. This is Linda from accounting."
"Ted. You old dog. How’s that golf game?"
"SHAKING HANDS SPREADS MORE GERMS THAN KISSING."
"So. Doesn't seem like a Tuesday, does it?"
(The Boardroom Kisses ad was developed by advertising agency Rethink for Science World, a hands-on science centre offering entertaining and educational experiences to families in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.)