If you are legless it can mean you have drunk so much (alcohol) that you can't walk.
But this is a photo of a slowworm "Anguis fragilis" (the slow worm, slow-worm, blindworm or blind worm) is not a worm, or a snake, it's a legless lizard and it hasn't touched a drop of the hard stuff.
Due to reasons, mainly connected with their name, they are very easy to photograph, they're so slow even I can manage it. 🙂
