Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a policeman.
Would you mind holding my beer while I find my driver’s license?
You know, I was going to be a policeman, but I decided to finish college instead.
You’re NOT going to check the boot, are you?
That’s terrific. The policeman yesterday only gave me a warning too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at Burger King?