Thanks to James for this:-
For anyone with any money left, take a look at the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor:-
Watch for these consolidations in late 2008 or early 2009:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
HaleMaryFullerGrace
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
PolyWarnerCracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor UPS and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally….
9. Victoria’s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang