If there’s one place you shouldn’t make a mistake, it’s when you’re applying for a job!
Luckily not everyone agrees with this, and so we have these little gems to enjoy:-
“I have a graduate degree in unclear physics.”
“My hobbies include raising long-eared rabbis as pets.”
“My last job was as a plumbing and hating specialists.”
“I worked for 6 years as an uninformed security guard.”
“The academic scholarship I earned came with a plague.”
“Most of my experience to this point has been as a blue-color worker.”
“As part of the city maintenance crew, I repaired bad roads and defective brides.”
“My career goal is to shave my talents with a growing company.”