Women are like apples.

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

But men? They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to turn them into a wine good enough to have dinner with, before they turn into bitter old raisins.

Thanks to Hilde