Can you guess what jobs these really are?

* Beverage Dissemination Officer
* Colour Distribution Technician
* Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant
* Domestic Technician
* Education Centre Nourishment Consultant
* Highway Environmental Hygienist
* Field Nourishment Consultant
* Five a Day Collection Operative
* Front Line Customer Support Facilitator
* Gastronomical Hygiene Technician
* Mass Production Engineer
* Media Distribution Officer
* Mobile Sustenance Facilitator
* Mortar Logistics Engineer
* Petroleum Transfer Engineer
* Recycling Operative
* Sanitation Consultant
* Transparency Enhancement Facilitators

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* Beverage Dissemination Officer – Barman
* Colour Distribution Technician – Painter & Decorator
* Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant – Shop Assistant
* Domestic Technician – Housewife
* Education Centre Nourishment Consultant – Dinner Lady
* Highway Environmental Hygienist – Road Sweeper
* Field Nourishment Consultant – Waitress
* Five a Day Collection Operative – Fruit Picker
* Front Line Customer Support Facilitator – Call Centre Worker
* Gastronomical Hygiene Technician – Dish Washer
* Mass Production Engineer – Factory Worker
* Media Distribution Officer – Paper Boy
* Mobile Sustenance Facilitator – Burger Van Worker
* Mortar Logistics Engineer – Labourer
* Petroleum Transfer Engineer – Petrol Station Assistant
* Recycling Operative – Bin Man
* Sanitation Consultant – Toilet Cleaner
* Transparency Enhancement Facilitators – Window Cleaner