A selection of headlines from stories in the news.  They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse, but it’s all perfectly clear to the native speaker.

This headline in the Sun newspaper refers to claims that food served up at TV celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay’s Foxtrot Oscar eatery in fashionable Chelsea, sometimes comes pre-prepared by van from a backstreet kitchen.  The headline replaces the word Vin from the popular French dish Coq au Vin with Van (the mode of transport used to deliver the over priced dishes).