More fun for all you lexophiles:-

  1. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
  2. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
  3. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
  4. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
  5. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
  6. A lot of money is tainted – ‘taint yours and ‘taint mine.
  7. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  8. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
  9. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
  10. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.