Lexophile Fun with English - Part 4

Another set of fun pun phrases for all you lexophiles:-

1. A spud gun was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
2. When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
4. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
5. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
6. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
7. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
9. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
10. When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.