Another set of fun pun phrases for all you lexophiles:-

  1. A spud gun was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  2. When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
  3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
  4. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
  5. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  6. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
  7. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
  8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
  9. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
  10. When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.