A selection of headlines from stories in the news.  They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse, but it’s all perfectly clear to the native speaker.

‘Abram-a-titch On Way For Roman’ is a headline in the Sun newspaper on a story about Chelsea football club owner Roman Abramovich’s model girlfriend who is six months pregnant. The word ‘titch’ is British slang for a small person, in this case a baby.