Even more puns for all you lexophiles.

  1. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
  2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
  3. Anyone who gets too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
  4. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
  5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was fined for littering.
  6. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
  7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  8. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’
  9. I wondered why the cricket ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  10. Every calendar’s days are numbered.