I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £7000 a month.
My granddad started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a gym last year, it costs £700 a year, but I haven’t lost any weight. Apparently you have to actually go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that when you die, they’ll say, ‘Well, she looks good, doesn’t she?’
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know that I took a lot of exercise over the last few years,…… just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a pub with Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.