A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The Sun newspaper carried the headline 'It's Darth Pray-der' on a story about a gargoyle of the Star Wars villain (Darth Vader) appearing on Washington Cathedral in the United States. It was put there after children entered a design competition for the cathedral exterior.