Signs That Santa Claus Might Actually Be a Woman
There are several signs that Santa Claus might be a woman:-
- Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. (Say no more)
- Santa reads children’s letters in the office instead of in the loo.
- Santa never explains what exactly it was that you did to deserve that coal in your stocking. If you have to ask, maybe that’s the problem!
- In spite of a closet full of red coats with big black belts, Santa insists there is nothing to wear on Christmas Eve.
- A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.
- Bowl full of jelly? More likely water retention.
- Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accesorise a suit like that!
- Santa has never been observed peeing off rooftops.
- No guy would ever name his animals Dancer and Prancer.
- Santa is constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.