A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse, but it’s still perfectly clear to the native speaker.

‘Here Wee Go, Here Wee Go’ is the Sun’s fun headline on a story about the Chelsea and England footballer John Terry who has revealed that his pre-match superstition is to always use the end right-hand urinal in the team dressing room, even if it means having to queue if other urinals are free! The headline is a play on the popular football chant ‘Here We Go.’  ‘Wee’ is slang for urine or to urinate.