A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.
The Mirror's headline of 'To Oldie Go' is on a story about how, according to the charity Age Concern, more over 65s (oldies) are travelling abroad than ever. Its worldwide travel insurance sales hit a record last year. The headline is a play on the Star Trek line 'To Boldly Go'.