Before – You take my breath away.
After – You’re suffocating me!
Before – Twice a night.
After – Twice a month.
Before – She loves the way I take control of a situation.
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.
Before – Saturday Night Live.
After – Sunday night football.
Before – He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After – If I had a penny for every stupid thing he’s done…
Before – Don’t Stop.
After – Don’t Start.
Before – The Sound of Music.
After – The Sound of Silence.
Before – Is that all you are eating?
After – Maybe you should just have a salad.
Before – Game for a Laugh.
After – The Weakest Link.
Before – It’s like living a dream.
After – It’s a nightmare.
Before – £12 /dozen.
After – £1.50 / stem.
Before – Turbocharged.
After – Needs a jump-start.
Before – We agree on everything!
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before – Victoria’s Secret.
After – Fruit of the Loom.
Before – Feathers & handcuffs.
After – Ball and chain.
Before – Idol.
After – Idle.
Before – He’s lost without me.
After – Why can’t he just ask for directions?
Before – When we’re together, time stands still.
After – This relationship is going nowhere.
Before – Croissant and cappuccino.
After – Toast and instant coffee.
Before – Oysters.
After – Fish fingers.
Before – I can hardly believe we found each other.
After – How the hell did I end up with someone like you?
Before – Romeo and Juliet.
After – Punch and Judy.