Love them, or hate them, we all have to pay them:-
- Ambition is always rewarded . . . with high taxes.
- There is no tax on brains; the amount raised would be too small.
- The taxman takes up so much of your earnings to balance the budget that you just can’t budget the balance.
- If business gets much worse, I won’t have to lie on my next tax return.
- There was a time when £2,000.00 was the deposit on a car; now it’s the VAT.
- We often wonder if automation will ever replace the taxpayer.
- America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.
- It’s hard to believe America was founded to avoid high taxation.
- Everyone is now in a daze from intaxication.
- Drive carefully. We need every taxpayer we can get.
- Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing.
- There is no child so bad that he/she can’t be used as an income tax deduction.
- The path to civilization is paved with tax receipts.
- If politicians can pay farmers not to raise crops, why can’t we pay politicians not to raise taxes?
- A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until our tax returns are due.