She says  –  English

Yes.  –   No.
No.  –  No.
Maybe –  No.
You want  –  You want
We need  –  I want
It’s your decision.  –  The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want.  –  You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk.  –   I need to complain.
Sure . . . go ahead.  –   I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset.  –   Of course I’m upset, you moron.
You’re . . . so manly.   –  You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Be romantic, turn out the lights.  –   I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient.  –   I want a new house
We need (see above)  new curtains . .  –    and carpeting, furniture and wallpaper
Hang the picture there.  –   No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise.   –   I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?  –   I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?  –  I did something today you’re not going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute.  –  Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Am I fat?  –  Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate better.  –  Just agree with me.
I’m sorry.  –  You’ll be sorry
Do you like this recipe?  –  It’s easy to make, so you’d better get used to it.
I’m not yelling!   –  Of course I am yelling, this is important!
Are you listening to me?  –   Too late, you’re dead.