She says - English
Yes. - No.
No. - No.
Maybe - No.
You want - You want
We need - I want
It's your decision. - The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. - You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk. - I need to complain.
Sure . . . go ahead. - I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. - Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're . . . so manly. - You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. - I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient. - I want a new house
We need (see above) new curtains . . - and carpeting, furniture and wallpaper
Hang the picture there. - No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise. - I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? - I did something today you're not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. - Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Am I fat? - Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate better. - Just agree with me.
I'm sorry. - You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? - It's easy to make, so you'd better get used to it.
I'm not yelling! - Of course I am yelling, this is important!
Are you listening to me? - Too late, you're dead.