She says – English
Yes. – No.
No. – No.
Maybe – No.
You want – You want
We need – I want
It’s your decision. – The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. – You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk. – I need to complain.
Sure . . . go ahead. – I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset. – Of course I’m upset, you moron.
You’re . . . so manly. – You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. – I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient. – I want a new house
We need (see above) new curtains . . – and carpeting, furniture and wallpaper
Hang the picture there. – No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise. – I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? – I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? – I did something today you’re not going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute. – Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Am I fat? – Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate better. – Just agree with me.
I’m sorry. – You’ll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? – It’s easy to make, so you’d better get used to it.
I’m not yelling! – Of course I am yelling, this is important!
Are you listening to me? – Too late, you’re dead.