Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Ghosts can walk through walls, so why don’t they fall through the floor?

Can you travel so far east that you’re heading west?

Can an estate agent sell his office without causing confusion?

Can eyebrows be considered facial hair?

Can you daydream at night?

Can it be that because light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Can crop circles be square?

Can something be “new” and “improved”? If it’s new, what is it improving on?

Can we get in hot water by skating on thin ice?

Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?

Can you handcuff a one-armed man?

Can cannibals be arrested for drink driving if they eat someone who is drunk?

Can another planet have an earthquake?

Can you “stare off into space” when you’re in space?

Can you make square doughnuts?

Can a bee be allergic to pollen?

Can you cry under water?

Can you soak a raisin in water to turn back into a grape?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the taxi lane?

Can you blow a bubble in space?

Can bald people get dandruff?

Can you yawn in your sleep?