Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Beauty Parlour: A place where women curl up and dye.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Committee: A group of people who keep minutes and waste hours.
Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Handkerchief: Cold Storage.
Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Myth: A female moth.
Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.
Raisin: A grape with sunburn.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Toothache: Pain that drives you to extraction.
Tomorrow: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
Some of them are really good 🙂
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Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
So true, and such a good way to learn English. I will recommend this blog to some of my fellow students:)
English Conversation Practice
Great. Anything that helps to promote English as a fun language to learn is welcome. 🙂