A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it’s all perfectly clear to the native speaker.

 

The Sunday Mirror’s headline of ‘You Share It Well’ on a story that Rod Stewart is showing his support for Tickets for Troops by offering free tickets for his summer tour to members of the armed forces and their families, is a play on the title of his 1972 No 1 UK hit ‘You Wear It Well.’