“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”

“I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland – I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.”

“Well if I was going to describe my audience, it’s going to take longer than you’d ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there’s many of them, all over the world.”

“You see, I’m still big over here (in Albania). Not anywhere else, but over here. I don’t know why I’m so popular here. They (Albanians) must be raving mad.”

“I was born in very sorry circumstances. So my parents felt very sorry.”

“I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.”